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There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is
the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was
outrageous, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found
out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I got a cab to return
home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards
there. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my wife in
bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison." |