JOKE

A man who wanted to rest on the ground used a jar as a pillow. It was so hard that he asked his servant to staff it with feathers to make it soft.

A pupil was talking about the recent fire in his school. "I knew it was going to happen." he said, "Because we've been practicing for it all year".

Computer manufacturers are considering changing the instructional words "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key", because too many people have been calling to ask where the "Any" key is.